it's not a competition, stefan, OK?

I resent the surprise that a girl, a GIRL, can be funny- in a male- I'll-put-you-down-and-sledge-you-to-show-my-cleverness, sort of way. WE can be just as puerile as the rest.

Oh you misunderstood. Eurof good. Girl good. Girl Eurof better.

Perhaps Eurof would be better off as a girl Stefan, but you have to accept the situation with some equanamity now...
And your attempt to justify your most revealing prejudice is disingenuous at the best. Sic him Eurof!

kartika, you are right to fix on this as stefan's greatest prejudice. in his weird little world, girls are strange, inexplicable creatures, incapable of humour. i had never known, however, that he secretly wished i was a girl. this is extremely worrying.

Eurof-- as you are clearly unwilling to lactate as a boy, this is the only way that the Goober will get the joys of uppington milk, of which I'm sure there must be some. Do it for the kiddo.

curiouser and curiouser... tell me Eurof, as a girl whom would you beaver first? I mean out of the bloggers...

andrew. i would definitely glom onto andrew with my beaver, if i could get near him. jump out of a tree on him or something. however, i would booby trap my precious beaver with some form of vicous, burrowing, biting animal, perhaps a tasmanian devil, something that eats beetles, worms and small snakes, before i would think of letting any of the others near it. then of course i would flirt with them and let them think i want it. imagine the looks on their faces, ha ha ha!

for some reason the thought of jame in particular, anywhere near my beaver, fills me with unspeakable horror.

Eurofie (Eurofia?) --the very idea spells death to the notion of 'the fairer sex'.

or "sex" at all!