April 17, 2006

The Iran List

Some persons of squishily indeterminate nationality have suggested that the United States faces a high bar in justifying any military action against Iran. This is hardly the case, as the Islamic Republic of Iran has in fact been waging war against the United States of America since its formation in 1979. Below is a partial list of offenses against the United States by the Islamic Republic of Iran - please feel free to add to it:

  1. 4 November 1979 - Iranian militants, including current president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, storm the United States Embassy in Tehran with initially tacit but later explicit support of the regime. 52 U.S. diplomats and military personnel are taken hostage and held for 444 days. Eight U.S. servicemen die in a failed rescue attempt.
  2. 22 July 1980 - Ali Akbar Tabatabai, an Iranian exile, is assassinated in Bethesda, Maryland on orders from Tehran.
  3. 18 April 1983 - An Iranian-backed Hezbollah suicide bomber rams a small truck full of explosives into the U.S. Embassy in Beirut, killing 63 people among whom 17 are U.S. nationals.
  4. 23 October 1983 - An Iranian-backed Hezbollah suicide bomber rams a large truck full of explosives into a U.S. Marine barracks at Beirut Airport. U.S. troops are there to act as a buffer between Lebanese and Israeli forces. 241 American servicemen are killed, 100 more are wounded.
  5. 12 December 1983 - Iranian-backed terror group Al-Dawa uses a truck bomb to attack the U.S. Embassy in Kuwait and a series of other targets.
  6. 20 September 1984 - A truck bomb planted by Iranian-backed Hezbollah is detonated outside the U.S. Embassy complex in Lebanon. 24 people are killed, two Americans among them.
  7. 3 December 1984 - Kuwait Airways Flight 221 is hijacked and flown to Tehran. Two Americans are killed by the hijackers. Iranian security forces eventually storm the plane, and the hijackers are later permitted to walk away. Iranian-backed Hezbollah operatives, including Imad Mughniyah, are later shown to have orchestrated the event.
  8. 14 June 1985 - TWA Flight 847 is hijacked and flown to Beirut. U.S. Navy diver Robert Dean Stethem was beaten to death by the hijackers. Imad Mughniyah is also involved in this hijacking.
  9. 17 February 1988 - UN Peacekeeper and U.S. Marine Colonel William Higgins is kidnapped and later murdered by Iranian-backed Hezbollah. Iran is believed to have been directly involved. Higgins was one of numerous Americans taken hostage in Lebanon during the 1980s on the dime of Iran.
  10. 14 April 1988 - Iranian mines detonate alongside the USS Samuel B. Roberts, seriously damaging the vessel. Following the attack on the Roberts, the U.S. finally responds in force to Iranian aggression, launching Operation Praying Mantis - the largest naval assault since World War II. The Iranian navy is effectively destroyed, with the aircrew of only a single U.S. surveillance plane lost.
  11. 25 June 1996 - The Khobar Towers U.S. military barracks in Khobar, Saudi Arabia is bombed by Iranian-backed Hezbollah acting on direct orders from Tehran. 20 people are killed, hundreds wounded. The bomb employed was massive, weighing 3,000 to 5,000 pounds. USAF Staff Sgt. Alfredo R. Guerrero is credited with detecting the attack while in progress, sounding the alarm and thus saving the lives of hundreds.
  12. December 2002 - Following the U.S. attack on Tora Bora in Afghanistan, Al-Qaeda mastermind Osama Bin Laden possibly flees to Iran, where he is given protection by the government. He may remain there today, if he is still alive.
  13. 1 June 2005 - Iranian immigrant Zeayadali Malhamdary is indicted in Arizona after being discovered to be the point man for a sophisticated scheme that smuggled dozens of Iranians into the United States for purposes unknown.
  14. 17 March 2006 - The U.S. Army announces that it has seized shipments of Iranian bomb parts as they enter Iraq. The components are consistent with those of improvised explosive devices (IEDs) that have cost the lives of hundreds of U.S. soldiers in Iraq.
  15. 3 April 2006 - Five Iranian agents are arrested by Iraqi border patrol, attempting to cross into Iraq.
Posted by Sterling at 06:08 PM GMT
Comments
#1

I think you forgot the one where Iranian intelligence got the US to invade Iraq on bogus planted stories about WMDs that it gave to an administration that wanted to hear precisely those excuses.

All very clever of the Iranians, of course, as they wagered that the Americans' attempt to civilize the natives in Iraq would be doomed for the obvious reason that it was the Americans doing it. And Iran won the bet. Whenever the US leaves, Iraq is theirs. They can wait as long as it takes, coz it doesn't cost them anything to wait.

Like I've said before, should make a nice bumper sticker: "Bush - Making Iraq safe for Shi'ite theocracy"

I have no doubt that should Iran continue with its weapons program, it will be bombed by either the US or Israel. But they are 7-10 years away from having sufficient enriched uranium, so there is plenty of time to escalate, via the UN. Bank accounts should be frozen, sanctions should be tried, blockades of Iranian oil...

And if by then Ahmadinejad is still in power (his base is weak because many Iranians agree he is bonkers) and showing further signs of joining Bush in talking o God, then perhaps the sites need to be destroyed.

But with nukes? Under no circumstances. And certainly not under Bush's watch. He's done way to much harm already. This needs to be handled by somebody competent. Luckily, he'll be out in 56 months, which is early days yet in Iran's nuke program.

Posted by: Stefan on April 17, 2006 07:50 PM
#2

This needs to be handled by somebody competent.

Oh, the simplisme of Bush's approach, huh? Let me tell you something: this needs to be handled by someone with a spine, and in that regard Bush is the most competent president we've had in decades. I know how much fun you have with his clumsy diction, but something that was glaringly obvious to me when I was at AU, and has dimmed not one watt in the decades since, is that spines aren't something they hand out in International Relations programs.

Bush has got a stronger vertabrate tendency than any other head of state of any Western nation of the last 50 years. And whether you like it or not that is what will carry the day.

Ahmadinejad is toying with your brilliantly educated diplomatic corps, and has been since he took office. He is smarter than your "competent" crowd, and he is laughing at you. Do you imagine he laughs at Bush? I doubt it.

But they are 7-10 years away from having sufficient enriched uranium, so there is plenty of time...

Please. You have no idea how long it will take Iran to develop the 100 or so kilograms of enriched uranium sufficient to build its first warhead, nor do I. That said, 7-10 years is fantastically wishful thinking. The United States dropped a uranium-235 bomb on Hiroshima in 1945. The 60kg of uranium in it was refined in two years with 1940s technology, with scientists operating solely on theory. Iran has better centrifuges, better computers, better detonators, access to Pakistani research documentation and the certain knowledge that such a thing is possible.

But at least you're not trying to deny that a bomb is what they're after.

Posted by: Sterling on April 17, 2006 08:23 PM
#3

Negroponte and some other high ranking intel officials seem to think Iran is at least 7 years away from the bomb. Of course, these are the same people who were certain about the WMDs in Iraq. Who the fuck knows? Personally, I'm buying an underground bunker.

Posted by: sac on April 17, 2006 09:13 PM
#4

Forgot the link:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=a881Gb5E2z9g&refer=top_world_news

Posted by: sac on April 17, 2006 09:15 PM
#5

The only one of these incidents that's actually happened in the past twenty years (that isn't a minor pretext for a nebulously-defined war) seems to have been revisited on the Iranians ten-fold with the sinking or damaging of a good portion of the Iranian fleet.

Next we'll be nuking Coventry because we haven't gotten proper redress for that nonsense in 1812.

Posted by: mike on April 17, 2006 10:33 PM
#6

My point is that Iran is a habitual belligerent. The destruction of the United States has been a part of official Iranian pronouncements since those wingnuts seized power in '79, and a rallying call to the wingnut faithful. I am not suggesting the U.S. should attack Iran in retaliation for these incidents listed above. My point is that the United States cannot be expected to tolerate a nuclear-armed Iran.

If you go screaming "Death to America!" for 27 years, and then you start to develop a nuclear weapons capacity, well, guess what? We're not going to let you do that.

As far as using nukes against Iran, no U.S. spokesman and no reputable journalist has claimed that the U.S. will use nukes to destroy the Iranian nuclear capacity. However, an attempt by a hostile power to deploy a nuclear weapon itself is worthy of a nuclear response. Obviously Muslim wingnuts all over the world would go even nuttier after that, so I doubt Bush will do that. Besides, Bush is saving the nuclear option for its use as a retaliatory deterrent.

Posted by: Sterling on April 17, 2006 11:47 PM
#7

You say habitual -- only one violent incident is listed here in the past 18 years. That's hardly 'habitual'.

The reason your saber rattling is even more silly is because most people see Iran as a credible threat to the region (not necessarily as a nuclear power), but the cock up that Bush & Co made out of Iraq undermines their credibility (and for good reason, since no one believes that could beat up a blind man successfully).

And don't mistake your bluster for bravery. Principled opposition to Iraq doesn't make us all undifferentiated pacificist. I, for one, don't care if we spend twenty years in Afghanistan cutting the throats of every Taliban fighter Special Forces can find (sure, he's a hack, but read the Sebestian Junger article in Vanity Fair for some good reason why I think this). And while we're at it, we can ask some hard questions of Pakistan, and get back to finding Osama. Cause some of use still want his hide.

Posted by: 99 on April 18, 2006 01:10 AM
#8

And don't mistake your bluster for bravery.

I never mistake my bluster.

I only listed one violent incident in the last 18 years directed at the U.S. Don't forget that Iran was implicated in some bombings in Argentina, for one, and that any time Hezbollah goes on the rampage it's on Iran's dime. There's also a British author you may have heard of, named "Salman Rushdie". That "one" incident against the U.S. involved an attempt to kill hundreds of U.S. military personnel while they were sleeping - a repeat of the Beirut barracks attack with a MUCH larger bomb.

I keep hearing the left and other people with a vested interest in failure describing the war in Iraq as a failure. The Iraq War is over. We won it. The occupation is over. We won that, too. What's left now is getting a stable government on its feet, and while that is no small matter I have yet to hear a convincing argument that we won't also get that done.

No one intends to invade Iran. Iran is not worth the trouble of invading and occupying because we already have our basing needs met in Iraq and Afghanistan. All that needs to be done in Iran is for the USAF to break stuff, and guess what? They're very, very good at that.

Posted by: Sterling on April 18, 2006 01:24 AM
#9

Hey, Sterling just declared victory and went home. Awesome.

Posted by: mike on April 18, 2006 03:22 AM
#10

"As far as using nukes against Iran, no U.S. spokesman and no reputable journalist has claimed that the U.S. will use nukes to destroy the Iranian nuclear capacity."

Sy Hersch is batting just about .1000 when you add up all his major stories and how they have panned out. He's quite reputable. I hope he's wrong on this one, or that the plan never comes to fruition.

Posted by: sac on April 18, 2006 02:34 PM
#11

Actually, Hersh never said that the administration was actually planning on using nukes first and foremost, he just said that they wanted to have it investigated and presented to them as an option, and wanted to keep that option on the table going forward. The JCS wants to have that option removed from consideration altogether, hence the conflict between the civilian and "professional" leadership branches of the military on this issue.

Posted by: sam on April 18, 2006 03:25 PM
#12

Hersh is a fabulist hack. One of his tricks is to present something that is factual and quite ordinary as if it were remarkable or scandalous.

Let's take the current little scandal he's lit up. Does the United States have nuclear attack plans Iran? Surely it does. The United States probably has nuclear attack plans for France, Israel, Japan and any number of other ostensibly FRIENDLY countries with nukes or the means to acquire them. What do you imagine all those people in the Pentagon do all day? They draw up plans. They make preparations for scenarios. That way, when something happens somewhere in the world that requires a military response or military action, the U.S. is prepared to execute. The Navy has mapped the entire ocean floor, all around the world. The Air Force has mapped conventional and nuclear targets, all around the world. This is necessary so that when it's time to move, our armed forces can move.

So the news that the U.S. has plans to nuke Iran is not news - such plans are at least as old as 1979, and probably older than that. If the Air Force and Navy hadn't drawn up such plans by now it would be criminally negligent.

Another of Hersh's tricks is to just make shit up His anonymous quotes are frequently too pat to be believed. So I don't believe them. I've experienced too many journalists playing fast and loose with quotes they have actually attributed to me - when I read an anonymous quote I always take it with a grain of salt because there's no one to complain about its accuracy. I believe that the main reason journalists use anonymous quotes is to cover their own asses when they "fill in the cracks", not their sources' asses. So when I read an anonymous quote provided by Sy Hersh, I simply assume he invented it. The burden of proof is on him and he doesn't even come close to meeting it.

And I'm hardly the first person to call Hersh a liar.

BTW, everyone should take a few minutes to read Edward Luttwak's essay in Commentary, Three Reasons Not to Bomb Iran—Yet. It's a good piece of analysis.

Posted by: Sterling on April 18, 2006 03:39 PM
#13

Good point about the existence of contingency plans.

Posted by: sac on April 18, 2006 03:44 PM
#14

There are photos and video of Operation Praying Mantis at http://www.navybook.com/nohigherhonor/pic-prayingmantis.shtml.
Praying Mantis, carried out on 18 April 1988, was the U.S. retaliation for the 14 April mining of the USS Samuel B. Roberts.

Posted by: Webmaster on April 18, 2006 03:47 PM
#15

actually, only about 5% - 10% is acurately mapped.

Posted by: sam on April 18, 2006 04:09 PM
#16

The indispensible Mark Steyn.

Posted by: Sterling on April 23, 2006 10:27 PM