October 13, 2006

Joke from poker last night

Reckoned this needed wider distribution. We were talking about the New York Times article on mad elephants, which notes this:

Since the early 1990’s, young male elephants in Pilanesberg National Park and the Hluhluwe-Umfolozi Game Reserve in South Africa have been raping and killing rhinoceroses...

Yes, that's right, elephants raping rhinos. And what's the logical consequence of elephants raping rhinos?

Elephino!

Posted by Felix at 06:05 PM GMT
Comments
#1

And that is a cocktail or something are you trying to say?

Posted by: Claude de Bigny on October 13, 2006 08:52 PM
#2

Wouldn't it be a "pachydoceros"? And what kind of people get together for a wholesome pastime such as poker, only to darken the character of the get-together with discussions of the New York Times?

Posted by: Sterling on October 14, 2006 11:24 AM