May 08, 2005

"He will join us or die"

So I was reading this in the paper while watching this on the telly, and suddenly it all became clear...


Posted by Felix at 10:46 PM GMT

I think it's: "If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed."

...and I'd love to see the email Nick sends you for this one...

Posted by: mike on May 10, 2005 12:48 AM

I second that. And either the times took an awful picture of him or all these empire-building is not doing him much good these days.

Posted by: Saheli on May 10, 2005 07:41 AM

Not only do Lockhart Steele & Luke Skywalker have the same initials and haircut, but they both were raised in subterranean farmhouses and like to make out with their sisters. Both men are HUGE Phish fans, and each was attacked by Sand People while in high school.

Luke has friends who are Ewoks and Wookies, whereas Lockhart has been known to hang out with Andrew Krucoff and Elizabeth Spiers, who are Jawas.

Posted by: Sterling on May 25, 2005 06:13 AM